Lucy Plenty's Secret Files

The Lady of a Thousand Farces.

Effie's Club Follies' own Secret Agent, Uncovered. (Athens, GA Burlesque)

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

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h0odrich:

Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up

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Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.” Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s (via backshelfpoet)

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0utbox:

if a boy ever complains about you kissing him cause he doesnt want to get red lipstick on him or whatever, go kiss a girl cause im sure they won’t mind the free makeover 

also girls are hot

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Lucy Plenty by Aspasia Photography, 2012

Lucy Plenty by Aspasia Photography, 2012

beefranck:

elizabethplaid:

ramenneedles:

THE GOOGLY EYES THO

those googly eyes are the best

Me: I think the third one is sprinkles. *pause* If I put frosting and sprinkles on my boobs, would you-

Jim: Yes.

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oliviamakesstuff:

katydidnot:

respectacles:

Exciting news! The acclaimed yet elusive burlesque performer Studley Do-Right is retiring from the striptease game to start a country music career! His first album, “Rambler Without a Cause”, is out today!

glad 2 see you’ve found your true calling

this is my new favorite thing

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elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

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