Lucy Plenty's Secret Files

The Lady of a Thousand Farces.

Effie's Club Follies' own Secret Agent, Uncovered. (Athens, GA Burlesque)

oliviamakesstuff:

katydidnot:

respectacles:

Exciting news! The acclaimed yet elusive burlesque performer Studley Do-Right is retiring from the striptease game to start a country music career! His first album, “Rambler Without a Cause”, is out today!

glad 2 see you’ve found your true calling

this is my new favorite thing

(via sporebat)

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

(via zieel)

Dressing up is like masturbation, I do it for myself and if it turns you on, that’s fine, but this is for me and you’re not invited. (via sanvonzombie)

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Keri Russel and Matthew Rhys for GQ Magazine (February 2014)

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faerieponine:

tall—dwarf22:

No but

Female spies having short hair of varying lengths because long hair is inconvenient for spy work

Female spies wearing flat shoes or cool as hell boots when on missions because heels are troublesome

Female spies wearing binders on missions because it’s hard to sneak through small spaces with large breasts

Female spies seducing rival female spies

Female spies

(via chissexual)

shutupcharlotte:

fat-sass:

Fat Wonder Woman by sousalima
I just really needed a plus sized wonder woman in my life idk about you

oh shit this post got popular. that makes me happy. and kind of explains the hate.

shutupcharlotte:

fat-sass:

Fat Wonder Woman by sousalima

I just really needed a plus sized wonder woman in my life idk about you

oh shit this post got popular. that makes me happy. and kind of explains the hate.

(via nineprotons)

respectacles:

Everyone in Athens who enjoys slap-strip comedic burlesque, come to this delightful spectacle.

respectacles:

Everyone in Athens who enjoys slap-strip comedic burlesque, come to this delightful spectacle.

(Source: bellablitz, via oliviamakesstuff)

albinwonderland:

Add this to my future super villain wardrobe list

albinwonderland:

Add this to my future super villain wardrobe list

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amoying:

barebackinq:

OLD WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE NAKED

I’m gonna be 86 years old and show up at your window jiggling my saggy fucking tits and wrinkly ass arms just to spite you

(via bolthy)

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